Stuck in AlabamAgain: Drunk Alabama Man Gets Self Stuck in Decorative Vase [VIDEO]

Its been a banner week or so for inebriated Alabamians.

We witnessed (unfortunately) the man who stripped naked and jumped into a Bass Pro Shop aquarium.

And now we have Connor Padgett the Alabama architect who got himself stuck in a decorative vase at a holiday party.

Padgett went viral after footage of him crammed inside a large vase—surrounded by his fellow partygoers peppering him with advice on how to de-vase himself —blew up on social media. The footage was filmed by a bartender at the house party where Padgett said he’d climbed into the vase as part of a game in which people would take turns hiding inside the large-ish crucible.

Padgett shouted at one point during the vase-chaos, “Call the fire department to break this motherfucker!”

Normally you just have to rub the bottle to get the genie out.

Eventually Padgett realized that they’re going to have to bust him out and someone from the staff came bearing a hammer to (Padgett’s words) “slightly chisel” the vase and rescue him – but he still had to take his pants off to escape – saying afterwards, “When I stood up, I could feel the shards of that vase in my ass crack…”

The only question remaining is did Padgett grant the person who got him out of the bottle three wishes?

The After Photo

[X: Connor Padgett] [X: Kristi Yamaguccimane] [The Daily Beast]