We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Week…35-year-old James Searing of Chicago who has been living with his parents in Neshotah, was charged THIS WEEK in connection to an incident last May. According to police, the incident began when a neighbor called 911 after he saw Searing out in his parent’s driveway, lighting his own car on fire.
When sheriff’s deputies arrived, they reportedly tracked Searing across a meadow to a marsh near Okauchee Lake where they found him totally naked and covered in yellow liquid soap.
Searing reportedly told officers he was a licensed psychotherapist as well as “pretty much an expert in magic” and was in the act of “trying to summon a phoenix.”
The reason charges had been delayed is local authorities were waiting for results of tests to determine if mushrooms found in Searing’s room at his parent’s home were of the “magic” variety. Not surprisingly, they were.
So,
For claiming to be “pretty much an expert in magic” yet in 16 months was unable to make those criminal charges “disappear”.
For getting naked and covering himself with yellow, liquid soap when we all know the only proper way to summon a Phoenix is to stop by the UWGB athletics office and yell, “Hey you, Phoenix”.
And for claiming to be a “psychotherapist” which is a description of himself that is three syllables too long.
We are proud of names James Searing, currently living in his parents home in Neshotah, who got ripped on ‘rooms, set his own car on fire, slathered himself in yellow, liquid soap and attempted this “summon a Phoenix”, as you do, as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Week!
[WISN-TV]
