With the World Cup taking place in Qatar and one half of our morning show hosted by Cutter (basically, pronounced the same), we thought it might be a good time to compare and contrast.
Qatar VS. Cutter
Qatar: Common punishment for alcohol consumption is flogging.
Cutter: Has been flogging it after alcohol consumption for years.
Qatar: Has the world’s third largest gas reserves.
Cutter: Works alongside someone who also has notable gas reserves.
Qatar: Is deadly hot during many parts of the year.
Cutter: Deadly hot all year round. Am I right, ladies?
Qatar: Has an extremely restrictive dress code that requires that legs and shoulders always be covered.
Cutter: Will sit on a bench while as naked as Russian aggression in Ukraine and play guitar if he wants too, bitches!
Qatar: Has an extraordinarily fast-growing economy thanks to deposits of oil and natural gas.
Cutter: Has an extraordinarily fast-growing economy thanks to Mantality and T-Mobile.
Qatar: Many women resent always having to cover their heads when in public.
Cutter: Resents having to always having to cover Bon Jovi when Jammin’ with JD.
Qatar: Beer sales are banned at the World Cup due to inflammatory reaction by the country’s supreme committee.
Cutter: Beer drinking is banned at all events due to inflammatory reaction by his bowels.
