Be honest… IF you were a bird would you poop on people from your perch on high? Let me answer that for you… OF COURSE YOU WOULD! I’d do it now if people weren’t so ‘uptight’ about such activities. Well maybe you and I can’t do that but crows can do whatever they want.
In the video below we see a baby crow on the ground floor after falling out of the nest, and the mother crow is not really happy humans are near her baby and decides to take matters into her own… wings?
Spot on! The crow poops perfectly on the perpetrating person. The woman said they were just checking on the baby crow, “When called out to see the baby crow that fell from the nest, I came out and got nailed in the face by mama crow, somehow while looking down at the baby, entirely missing my baseball cap. Eating crow all the way.”