THINGS RICK MCNEAL LEARNED ABOUT ALEXANDER HAMILTON SEEING “HAMILTON” AT THE FOX CITIES PAC
- Invented the Graphix bong.
- Instead of sporting the standard powdered wig preferred by many of the founding fathers, he usually wore a powdered Mohawk.
- Introduced the federal moniker act of 1801, that made it mandatory that all men with the last name of Jackson be nicknamed “Action”.
- Not only founded the nation’s treasury department, pioneered using chains to attach pens to desks in bank lobbies.
- Martha Washington allegedly had his likeness tattooed on her pudenda. Allegedly!
- Well into adulthood, had an imaginary friend he called “Herman W. Taintwhistle”.
- Was victim of a scurrilous rumor that he was once caught molesting a hobby horse.
- He dabbled in poetry and wrote the famous verse about beans being a magical fruit.
- After his time as Secretary of the Treasury, worked briefly as a Brazilian waxer and was known for perfecting the landing strip years before airplanes were even invented.
- Wrote 51 of the 85 essays known as the Federalist Papers that served as the basis of the United States constitution while he was totally trippin’ balls.
(Disclaimer: Rick is a seriously troubled individual and what he took away from Hamilton may differ from your experience. It’s a fantastic show! Best dates for ticket availability: October 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, and 20. Get them at the PAC box officer or at Ticketmaster.)
