A 46-year-old Milwaukee area woman, Marijuana Pepsi van Dyke, just graduated from the graduate program at Cardinal Stritch University. Marijuana Pepsi didn’t let her unusual birth name hold her back. She is now Dr. Marijuana Pepsi van Dyke and has also launched the Marijuana Pepsi Scholarship at UW-Whitewater. It’s gotta be tough to be named after an illegal, albeit popular, drug and a legal, albeit popular, soda pop. But it could have been worse. Here’s Rick and Len’s To Ten...
ALTERNATIVE NAMES FOR DOCTOR MARIJUANA PEPSI VAN DYKE
- Ganja Fanta (Doctor Ganja Fanta Van Dyke)
- Skunk Squirt (Doctor Skunk Squirt Van Dyke)
- Reefer Root Beer (Doctor Reefer Root Beer Van Dyke)
- Dank Diet Dew (Doctor Dank Diet Dew Van Dyke)
- Sticky Icky Icky Ice Tea (Doctor Sticky Icky Icky Ice Tea Van Dyke)
- Herb Surge (Doctor Herb Surge Van Dyke)
- Wacky TAB-backy (Doctor Wacky TAB-Backy Van Dyke)
- Mowie Wowie Mello Yello (Doctor Mowie Wowie Mello Yello Van Dyke)
- Jazz Cabbage Jolly Good (Doctor Jazz Cabbage Jolly Good Van Dyke)
- Doctor Pepper Party Parsley (Doctor Dr. Pepper Party Parsley Van Dyke)
[Story: Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel]
