Howdy pardners! Welcome to the Wild, Wild West of emotional support animals.
There’s really no clear definition of which animal of all the animals in the animal kingdom is the one that you, individually, derive your emotional support from.
It could be a cat, a dog, a fish, a peacock, a water buffalo or maybe (like in this case) it’s a horse that brings you your emotional equine stability.
Just follow the “…if the vest fits…” and proceed at your and other’s caution.
BUT there are limits… and the limit now is apparently FOUR horses INSIDE a Walmart.
Four people in Louisiana have been arrested, after they rode their HORSES through a Walmart last week.
It looks like – as is the case for most things in this world – it was done for social media, look-at-me, fame.
One of the four men told the local news, “I mean, it was fun. We were famous. That’s all. We didn’t want to hurt anybody.”
Which pretty much defines our collective self unaware society right now.
He also joked that the animals were, quote, “emotional support horses” . . . because in certain situations people CAN take their dogs and other animals inside.
Too bad the police didn’t see the humor in their skewed logic.
The four horsemen of the Walmartocalypse are looking at charges of “disturbing the peace by violent and tumultuous manner” . . . and “unlawful posting of criminal activity for notoriety and publicity.”
You could probably also tack on endangering a minor as one of the riders was a child.
Just stunning parenting there.
Baker police seeking to ID horse riders who paraded through Walmarthttps://t.co/e3TVsxEqFH pic.twitter.com/BrUgSVljbv
— WBRZ News (@WBRZ) April 9, 2025
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