We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week former Green Bay Packer LeShon Johnson who this week was busted for doing his best Michael Vick circa 2007 impersonation. And this isn’t the first time he’s done this; in fact, you could say Michael Vick circa 2007 was just following LeShon Johnson. The former 1994 3rd round pick of the Green Bay Packers was diagnosed with Lymphoma in 1998, two years after being released by the Packers and signed by the Cardinals. After trying to make a comeback in 99 with the Giants, he ended his career in Chicago on an XFL team. Maybe the tie to Vince McMan shouldn’t be that surprising, given what happened next. In 2005, Johnson was running a dog kennel called Krazyside Kennels and was busted for it being a hub of dog fighting. Flash forward 20 years and he’s running Mal Kent Kennels.
Busted and arrested in 2005 and then again in 2024, mirroring his NFL career, he just doesn’t know when to give up. Something to be applauded in the NFL, but probably not a good look when you’re running a dog kennel that traffics pitbulls for dog fighting! The Justice Department has called this the largest dog fighting bust in history. While punishment will most likely lead to plenty of prison time, maybe these people should be put into an MMA ring and see how they do against each other while being brought back to cages after each fight and tortured to make you more mean.
So for taking that second chance at life and not using it for good, for watching 101 Dalmations and saying hold my beer, and for bringing back the argument of using ancient roman times corporal punishment where you’re hunted by a wild animal in an arena, all this time it’s all the pitbulls that you tortured. We are proud to name LaShon Johnson the pitbull piss ant as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the week.
