We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week. An unnamed dog mom in Madison who for some unknown reason let 10 angry dogs loose in a Kwik Trip. On Monday Officers were called to the Kwik Trip on American Parkway in Madison because there were roughly ten dogs biting people. Someone needed to give those dogs their glazers. The dogs were so aggressive that they needed multiple officers and firefighters and it took two hours to round up the animals. At the end of it 8 people were bitten including one police sergeant and a Madison firefighter. We are unsure why the dogs were loose at Kwik Trip, the greatest convenience store in the Midwest, but the woman in charge of the animals was charged with 15 citations and one criminal offense. The dogs were delivered to the Madison Area Human Society.
-So for unleashing more bitches than Nick Cannon on a Lamaze class
-For having the crazy cat lady hold your beer while you unleash the hounds (excellent)
-and for putting that stupid song Who Let the Dogs Out in our heads where it’s now living rent-free
We are proud to name Munchie dog mom of Madison as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the week
