A man from Racine went shopping one day at the Piggly Wiggly in Kenosha, but shopping the pig wasn’t what he had in mind, slopping the pig is more like it. 32-year-old Tyree Carter was caught introducing his hog in the middle of an isle when an employee of the store allegedly spotted Mr. Carter acting suspiciously and tried to determine if he was stealing something.
According to the Kenosha police, the employee realized that Carter had left his mark on the floor. Let’s just say he made a sticky situation for someone to clean up as he was “inappropriately touching himself.” After relieving himself he left the store and was arrested two days later.
So for wiggling his piggly a little too vigorously, for making the overhead call for “Clean up in Aisle 4” really, really awkward, for unintentionally answering the question paper, plastic, or prophylactic, and for mistaking a Piggly Wiggly for a Siemens Grocery Store, or maybe the more accurate Kum & Go. We are proud to name the marooned masturbating master Tyree Carter of Racing as this week’s Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the Week.
