We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week, a 40-year-old Wisconsin man who took a fourth OWI and turned it into a nice little drug bust with the easiest arrest the McFarland police department ever had.
In the early morning hours of Thanksgiving, an officer noticed a car heading down the road with no lights on, so he pulled the driver over. The driver then opens the door gets out of the car with his hands up, lays down on the ground, and just says “You got me” He didn’t even try to play off the I just forgot to turn my lights on or the auto lights must be broken. He just immediately gave himself up. Then the search happened where the police found,
Cocaine in his pocket ✓
A pub-style pitcher still half full of beer ✓
14 grams of mushrooms ✓
Various paraphernalia ✓
Oh, and he didn’t have a license and received his fourth OWI for the trouble. Hey like he said when first being pulled over, you got me.
So for being easier to catch than an STD at a retirement community in Florida, for putting up less of a fight than Mike Tyson in the final rounds of his fight with Jake Paul, and for drinking a beer like a gas station big gulp while snorting gasoline flavored nose candy and eating mushrooms like a 99 cents bag of chips we are proud to name the missing more than a headlight McFarland moron as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the week.
