We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week, Oscar Leon the Chicago artist who made that horrible statue of Marquette Golden Eagle legend Dwayne Wade. Of course, the artist behind this atrocity is from Chicago. Then again technically so is Dwayne Wade, but at least he knew better and got his schooling in Wisconsin. If you haven’t seen the news this week. The Miami Heat where Dwayne Wade won his NBA Championship and became a Hall of Fame pro basketball player unveiled a statue in his honor. Similar to the one the Lakers have for Kobe, which to be fair also wasn’t great. We understand sculpting metal is hard, but making it look like the person should be priority number one. Because this statue looks more like Dwayne’s evil non-identical twin brother Wayne Dade, to his credit, Dwayne has been very thankful and gracious for his new statue, but we can only assume that’s his Wisconsin nice coming through. The statue adorns the entrance of the Kaseya (ka-see-a) Center in Miami home of course to the Miami Heat. It should though be inside the visitor’s locker room to instill fear because the face on this is scarier than most horror movies that stream on Shutter.
So for thinking that we have to take the blue pill instead the red pill because this thing looks like an aging Lawrence Fishbourn, for giving Finish Him a new meaning and making it look like the Miami Heat ordered TEMU Dwayne Wade, we are happy to name this Wade Wanker statue Maker from Chicago, Oscar Leon as this week’s Weenie of the Week.
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