Minor League Baseball leads ALL sports in promotions. From bobblehead giveaways to Star Wars and Disney Princess nights to even Bring Your Dog to the Ballpark (Ballbark technically) – no other league even comes close to minor league baseball’s promotion innovations.
So here’s a new one… or two.
The Lake County Captains, a High-A affiliate of the Cleveland Guardians, have unveiled “Roto-Rooter Toilet Row.”
That’s right! For $16, you could watch a minor league baseball game… from the comfort of a toilet.
A) They are NOT functional
B) They have a magazine rack
C) No one (to my knowledge) has tried to use these for anything other than sitting (S I T T I N G)
D) The seats are said to be quite (see super) comfortable
The row consists of eight toilet-shaped seats behind home plate. The Captains, in partnership with Roto-Rooter, describe the seats as “deluxe, high-end” and “super comfortable” with “unparalleled views”.
Because as we all know ♫ For It’s One…Two… Three Strikes You’re Out! At The Old BOWL Game!♫
[Facebook: Lake County Captains]
