We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the week, a Pardeeville so-called “biker” Now wait before I go any further, yes this person lives in Pardeeville Wisconsin, population, this guy. Pardeevile is a real small town in Columbia County Wisconsin, and what you should also know is that with this I use the word biker loosely. Last Friday, May 17th Garret Grunwald (real name) led police on a high-speed chase not once but twice in and around the area of Portage. Columbia County deputies say they observed a motorcycle doing speeds of over 90 mph and driving erratically while weaving in and out of traffic. They tried to stop the guy but he fled and then hit an occupied car in downtown Portage, but he fled that scene as well. If the car her ran into didn’t stop him, then the police surely weren’t. And the didn’t after a second pursuit had the biker going up to 140 mph, a fact to which Mr. Grunwald later admitted after police finally found him in Pardeeville. You see technology kids, it does exist, they may not have caught him while he was riding like an idiot, but all they needed was his license plate to pull his name and find out where he lived. After all, he was already in their system due to previous speeding tickets. So how did he justify going that fast, driving that stupid, and even hitting a car? He couldn’t afford another speeding ticket!
So for leading the cops on a chase like he was in an episode of douchey Dukes of Hazard, for hitting a car with people in it when those actions are normally saved for Waukesha, and for adding to the stigma of bikers as dangerous people, erase the stigma guys, erase the stigma! We are proud to name the bitchy biker of Pardeeville Wisconsin, population Garret Grunwald, as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Week.
