It’s a story as old as time, boy meets girl, boy tries to sleep with girl. We’ve all been there, but when you get to the point of passion where you just need each other in that moment but there isn’t a bedroom to go to, what do you do? What do you do? And listen once you’re over the age of 18 you’re an adult to make your own decisions, but you’re also old enough to have to deal with any consequences, including the strangeness that is a guy in his mid-20s “dating” a woman that is 40 years old….er than yourself. Now you would think finding a place to secure the deal wouldn’t be that difficult. Like you’re sure grandma has a place, and maybe some fresh cookies or a bowl of those candies you like to suck on. Well, she had some sugar waiting alright! 28-year-old Desmound Cleveland just wanted to hook up with his girl, the soon-to-be 68-year-old Karen Hill. So it’s 3 am on the morning of May 2nd and the plan was put in motion, they’d hook up at the boarding house, yes a boarding house, which we thought was just for people needing a place to stay on the cheap not for boarding each other like the flight to paradise it was sure to be. Well, being that it was 3 in the morning, the boarding house was locked, so where to go? Across the street was the county jail, with an empty lobby. That should work (thought the hot-to-trot couple.) So on a bench in the jail lobby, they finally boarded each other. Of course, the entire act was caught on camera and since they were, ya know right there police were able to arrest them and give them a place to stay for the night. When Mr. Cleveland was asked why? He just said and I quote “Sex Happens”
So for doing it in the jail lobby instead of behind a dumpster where in Waukausha you were sure to find other naked people. For boarding each other in the jail instead of the boarding house and for Granny needing to get hers so badly she taught him a lesson he’ll surely never forget…and neither will we. We are proud to name 28-year-old Desmond Cleveland and 67-year-old Karen Hill, the Waukausha Willy Wetters or the boarding house bangers if you like that better, as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show…Weenies of the week
