Weenie of the Week 02/02/24
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show weenie of the week, You oh purveyor of the no headlights in the fog. You see without fail every time it’s even just a little foggy out, or maybe even a bit stormy we get texts and calls from sensible drivers (and some maybe not so sensible drivers) about reminding people to turn their headlights on. It’s a simple thing to do really, you get in your car, maybe it’s dark out, maybe it’s not, but the fog is thick or the rain/snow is coming down. Just reach over and flip those headlights on, you can do it it’s just a simple turn on the end of your blinker lever, or maybe a knob on the left-hand dashboard below the vent. And/or maybe you have one of those vehicles like mine that don’t have the fancy automatic headlights, or the auto lights don’t work because it’s just bright enough for them not to turn on, but it’s still dark enough for no one to see you. Either way just turn on your damned headlights, if for any other reason to get people to stop having to text or call me or any other morning radio or TV personality to have us remind you to do this simple task of turning on your headlights.
So for wanting to pretend you’re as stealthy as a 17th-century Japanese ninja but you’re more like a 21st-century American Idiot. For not turning the right knob, even though you’ve been practicing that move since you stole your sister’s Barbies in the 4th grade, and for maybe just wanting the insurance check you’ll get when someone else hits you because they couldn’t see you, even though part of the insurance claim will be to see the angle at which you were hit and will find out what the weather conditions were and then slap you with a price hike because you don’t know how to do that one simple task of turning on your headlights.
We are proud to name those dimly lit dimwits as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the week.
