With Rick in Mexico I, Cutter got to thinking. Why is he actually in Mexico? Random vacation only a month before we head out on the International Incident? Seems Suspect. So I did a little of my ow research and found a few possibilities as to why Rick is ACTUALLY in Mexico.
Top 10 Reasons Why Rick is ACTUALLY in Mexico
10) He needed a refill on that medication without being asked any questions at Walgreens
9) Amy has always wanted to see that Donkey show featuring an ass named Rick with an ass named Rick
8) Was paid $6000 dollars to smuggle frozen shrimp across the border
7) Rick is trying to disprove the theory that you can get kicked off an airplane by farting
6) He was so depressed about the Packer’s playoff loss that he needed to go to Mexico whereas we learned by his favorite show Ted Lasso, “futbol is life”
5) He’s hiding out for a week until that pesky thing with the government is cleared up.
4) There was a sale on Mexican Man bags at the duty-free shop
3) He is still trying to find out what that Mexican kid’s magic trick was for a dollar
2) He’s getting that surgery he’s always wanted and the morning show on WAPL will now be called the Racheal and Cutter show
1) Cutter wants Acacados from Mexico with that special nose sugar, NOW!
