Our 2nd runner up to our 2023 Weeenie of the Year is … 25-year-old Green Bay mother, Christina Badalamenti who was arrested last year on two counts of child neglect.
It all started when an officer happened to see a “non-verbal” six-year-old boy wandering around the Pine Street parking ramp in Green Bay around midnight. The boy was reportedly wearing a winter coat, pajama pants and rain boots in the 20-degree temps.
Officers were able to determine the boy’s address, which was about five blocks away. When they went to the boy’s address, they found his four-year-old sister home alone. They eventually located their mother, Badalamenti, who was hanging out at a Green Bay bar while they were supposed to be in her care.
So, despite putting shots before tots.
And despite being such “baaaaad mother”, Shaft is suing her for trademark infringement. [drop- that cat shaft is a bad mother… Watch your mouth!]
Boneheaded bad mother Christina Badalamenti of Green Bay is only our 2nd runner up for Weeenie of the Year.
In a very close race, our first runner up for Weenie of the Year is the unidentified person on Forest Avenue in Neenah who called the police back in September wanting to file a complaint against the ThedaStar emergency medical helicopter for making too much noise when it takes off and lands…to save people’s lives.
Despite apparently preferring that Theda Care would change its name to Theda I Don’t Care.
And despite living close enough to Theda Clark Hospital that if someone needs an immunization they can go to the hospital OR to the caller’s house and either place they’ll find her find a prick?
The narcissistic Neenah nitwit who tried to file a complaint against the ThedaStar emergency medical helicopter for making too much noise is only our first runner up to Weenie of the Year.
NOTE: If the winner cannot or will not fulfill their duties as Weenie of the Year for any reason the title and dishonor will immediately pass to the 1st runner up.
We are proud to name as 2023’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Year… the unknown weekend warrior of Winnebago County who was caught on video DRAGGING a pontoon boat down the road in the vicinity of Winneconne while seemingly unaware that it had apparently fallen off of the trailer and was UPSIDE DOWN. If you somehow missed the amazing video shot by Justin Pamer, which I believe is now required viewing for all Northeast Wisconsin residents, you can see it at WAPL.COM.
So,
For making transporting their PONtoon look more like a CARtoon.
For perhaps having watched the Netflix series Stranger Things and then trying to take a boat ride to the Upside Down.
And for putting on the only kind of drag show that won’t get religious zealots’ panties in a wad.
We are proud to name the poop-headed pontoon puller of Winnebago County as 2023’s Rick and Cutter Show…Weenie of the Year!
