If you’ve ever thought, “Gee I wish I could accessorize my Crocks with some of those oh, so amusing ‘truck nuts’ I see on the highway… but where ever would I find them?”
You’re in luck… I guess.
There’s something called Ball Charms (garnering numerous 5-Star ratings at a 62% clip) available (like everything else in the world) on Amazon. My fantasy is to see Bezos rocking a pair of these standing on his mega yacht.
These Ball Charms (‘Croc-ticles’ would be a better descriptor) are described as, ‘3D-printed plastic pair of balls that fit behind on Clogs.’ Simple.
The Ball Charms come in 15 different colors and even (wait for it) glow-in-the-dark versions – so you can hang ’em low and glow… assumedly.
The best part of these ball charms actually comes from the Amazon product reviews where some actually complain about the “quality” and “durability” of the product. Again, keep in mind, they’re fake testicles you put on your Crocs.
One 5-Star Review had this to say, “I chose purple balls as a gift for a friend’s wife. She says they are 100% perfect but the purple balls do not taste like grape. It’s sad when a woman expects to taste deliciousness but ends up tasting generic ball flavor.”
I think that says it ball… er… all.
If you’re so inclined, they go for around $15 – sold in pairs obviously.
