Well that didn’t take long…
On the heels (paws?) of the insanely-popular Cocaine Bear (opening weekend box office $56.5 million) comes the next Man vs. Nature mockbuster extravaganza – Cocaine Shark.
Yep… from the makers of Jurassic Shark (1-3), Shark Exorcist and Raiders of the Lost Shark (look it up) comes the next installment in straight-to-streaming-so-bad-its-good, shark-branded entertainment, Cocaine Shark.
The Official Synopsis:
A mafia drug lord has unleashed a new, highly addictive stimulant on the streets called HT25, derived from sharks held captive in a secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects. After an explosion and leak at the lab, an army of mutated, bloodthirsty sharks and other creatures are set loose on the world as a small band of people try to stop the carnage.
***Spoiler Alert*** It looks a bit rushed but don’t let that take away from the pure glory that is genetically-modified creatures with a lust for blow – just like most of the metal musicians shambling down Sunset Strip in the 80’s.
No release date has been set for director Mark Polonia‘s Cocaine Shark – but please hurry!
[YouTube: Wild Eye Releasing]
