The Arc de Triomphe in Paris is all that remains of an extraordinarily ornate McDonald’s.
Real Mayonnaise is 9% puréed monkey wangs.
Tomatoes are neither fruits nor vegetables but rather members of the raccoon family.
North Carolina police once arrested in 29-year-old man who broke into a liquor store and replaced all of the Michelob Ultra with beer.
The Hairy Caterpillar is not actually a caterpillar but rather an earthworm from an Italian family.
Due to the maple leaf being on their flag, raking in Canada is considered an act of treason.
The first person to make popcorn was killed when three people heard it and returned fire.
While in prison, Sterling Rachwall is not even allowed to play horseshoes.
Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings. But every time a cell phone rings the owner is sitting behind me in a movie theater.
Brett Favre once got hit so hard he spent an entire weekend thinking he was Velma from Scooby Doo. (And it wasn’t even in a game. It was by Deanna when she found out he texted that reporter a picture of his dingus)
From 1971 to 1974 Cheech and Chong were both so stoned they couldn’t remember which one was which.
The most effective contraceptive device designed to be worn by men is the sweater vest.
As a result of them having corkscrew penises, pigs are unusually popular in California wine country.
While it’s true, there’s more than one way to skin a cat, it will still scream like Mariah Carey recording a Christmas album when you do so.
