Each year as Halloween rolls around, a new group of kids are confronted with a question, “am I too old to trick-or-treat?” Since we realize that kids just LOVE the Rick and Cutter Show, each year we review the signs you MIGHT be too old for trick-or-treating.
YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING
If you go back twice to the house that’s passing out Werther’s Originals…you might be too old to be trick or treating.
If your idea of a “treat” is a house where you don’t have to walk up any steps to get to the front door…you might be too old to be trick or treating.
If you keep mixing up your M&Ms with your Lipitor & Levitra…you might be too old to be trick or treating.
If instead of creating a scary look by wearing make-up you create a scary look by not wearing make-up…you might be too old to be trick or treating.
If instead of alerting a homeowner to your presence by yelling “trick or treat”, you simply stand outside their door and wait for them to hear the sound of your wet, hacking smoker’s cough…you might be too old to be trick or treating.
If to keep your cholesterol down, you can only throw egg whites at a house…you might be too old to be trick or treating.
If the bag you’re using to collect candy is from your colostomy…you might be too old to be trick or treating.
If the spooky noises you think are coming from the house you’re visiting are actually just the sounds of your back cracking, your knees popping and your hearing aid whistling…you might be too old to be trick or treating.
If you have to hold your bag at arm’s length to avoid having it’s opening blocked by your beer gut…you are definitely too old to be trick or treating!
