The mullet has been called a lot of things…Hockey Hair. The Tennessee Top Hat. The Beaver Paddle. The Business in the Front and the Party in the Back. The El Camino Headrest. The Camaro Crash Helmet. The Canadian Passport. The Ape Drape. The Mississippi Mudflap. The Missouri Compromise. The North Carolina Neck Warmer. And The Achy Breaky Big Mistakey. However, as the result of my place of birth, I’ve always preferred The Wisconsin Waterfall.
Well, the voting has now begun for the USA Mullet Adult Championship known as the “MANE Event”. And with the child and teen divisions having already been won by mullet-rocking Wisconsin kids, we have a chance at a clean sweep!
I would say our best chance is Menasha’s own Andy Forster, one of the 25 finalists.
Andy’s mullet is one of the best representations of the Wisconsin Waterfall I have ever seen and is clearly deserving of national follicle frame. You can vote once a day through Tuesday by going to mulletchamp.com.
Cast your vote or votes and make this local Wisconsinite’s hair legen-dairy!
