With only a few days left before the final cuts prior to the 2022 season, Rick and Cutter thought it was a good idea to review some signs that…
YOUR DAYS AS A PACKER MIGHT BE NUMBERED…
If while on one series of downs, another tight end was told to run left and cut back right to make a reception in the end zone while you were told to cut left and run right…up to the atrium and start busing tables up at 1919 Kitchen …your days as a Green Bay Packer might be numbered.
If, during the pre-season, you had enough flags thrown at you to build a model of the United Nations…your days as a Green Bay Packer might be numbered.
If during this training camp, you’ve have more balls slip through your fingers than all the participants at a Bill Buckner Fantasy Camp…your days as a Green Bay Packer might be numbered. (and I bet you thought I was going to say a Wesson Oil Party and Elton John’s, didn’t you).
If in the first game of the pre-season you’ve been as unproductive as Bea Arthur’s dead uterus…your days as a Green Bay Packer might be numbered.
If this pre-season, you’ve been charged with illegal use of hands more time than Congressman Matt Gaetz at a high school prom…your days as a Green Bay Packer might be numbered.
If you’re play in trading camp has been about as effective as a Swiss cheese condom…your days as a Green Bay Packer might be numbered.
If you are a wide receiver and the only thing you caught in training camp can be treated with Penicillin or Valtrex…your days as a Green Bay Packer are definitely numbered.
