Inventor Steve Gadlin has come up with a guitar accessory that every axe-master or ASS-Blaster in this case has been clamoring for… a FART PEDAL.
Yep. A guitar pedal that makes fart noises. And that’s basically shit… er… it. It doesn’t make farts to the toots... uh… tunes… of an actual song butt just makes fart noises.
You don’t have to be silent but deadly on stage anymore, ASS-piring Steve Viles can now control the tone of your output to emanate as either ‘wet’ or ‘dry’ – and that’s flatu-tastic news!
The product description says: an “award-winning sound design company tailored the pedal specifically for a guitar amplifier, and tuned for exceptional live or studio performance.”
I’m sure the crapmanship of the poo pedal is impeccable and now every riff is a rip and each note is colored brown.
The limited edition Fart Pedal is available now so get yours before they’re gone. TheFartPedal.com
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