Until now, the scariest thing ever seen at a Wisconsin State Fair was the lead singer of Loverboy still trying to fit into those red leather pants.
A poster to a blog called UFO Clearinghouse claims that while cleaning up after the Skillet show at the Wisconsin State Fair in West Allis last Thursday, she encountered a sight scarier than the thought of Aaron Rodgers in a Bears jersey.
According to the woman:
“It was about 7-feet tall and thin but still looked very solid. It was coal-black and had two glowing yellow eyes and it had bat-like wings! Literal f*cking wings that must have stretched out 12 feet from tip to tip coming out of its back. This thing looked like a demon from the depths of Hell and it appeared to be staring directly at the stage where there were still people breaking down equipment from the earlier concert.”
Holy crap! That does sound terrifying.
She went on the claim, “It stood there for about 10 seconds before it turned its head and looked right at us. The air felt like it was drained straight out of my lungs and I felt an overwhelming sense of terror, not fear but absolute terror, like my life was going to end right then and there and this thing was going to snatch my soul and drag it down to hell. It then flapped its wings rapidly a couple of times almost like it was stretching them out and took off into the air and was gone.”
When asked if it could have been an owl or crane, the woman indicated that it was not, adding that it “seemed to have some intelligence to it.” That would seemingly disqualify a large bird and definitely rule out a visiting Illinois tourist.
So, what was this terrifying creature? Satan himself or one of his soul-sucking minions? A creature of myth brought to life by some kind of ancient god? A visiting alien from the furthest reaches of the galaxy? Perhaps we’ll never know for sure but the one thing that is certain, whatever it was, it must find cream puffs and deep-fried food on a stick to be irresistible.
