I yearn for the simpler days when you just told your friends and family, “it’s a boy” or “it’s a girl,” without all the ridiculous showmanship of “gender reveals.” I’m thinking this family might be reconsidering, too.
Parents-to-be in Australia had a driver perform a burnout to reveal blue smoke. But after a minute of spinning wheels on a hot road, the blue smoke turned black…
…which means no new Pope. And also that your car is bursting into flames.
