THINGS RICK AND LEN WOULD LIKE TO BE TRUE ABOUT NEW GREEN BAY MAYOR ERIC GENRICH THAT WOULD MAKE HIM MORE INTERESTING
- Failed college poetry writing class after claiming authorship of “Beans, beans the musical fruit”.
- Won’t eat alphabet soup because he thinks there’s too much reading.
- His urine smells like he’s just eaten asparagus even when he hasn’t eaten asparagus.
- Instead of the standard two nipples, has just one giant one in the middle of his chest.
- Was once kicked out of a Gap store for refusing to stop saying “trousers”.
- Once intentionally farted during a prostate exam.
- Whenever he makes a #2 can be overheard saying to himself “Grunt big for daddy”.
- High School nickname was “Thunder Thighs” but not for the reason you think.
- Last year, gave up urinating for lent.
- Hair on his head closely resembles the stubble on a dead man’s taint.
