THE TOP 10 MOST POPULAR ITEMS BEING SOLD AT COUNTRY USA

10. Brother and sister matching wedding bands.

9. A how to guide to using indoor plumbing.

8. T-shirts that read "one country, one god….one tooth".

7. Color coordinated shotguns and bridal veils… with matching tube tops.

6. Gallon buckets of lard and other marital aids.

5. Seven component home entertainment center consisting of a 6 pack and a bug zapper.

4. Hat to member conversion charts illustrating just how big a cowboy hat has to be to compensate for having a comically small penis.

3. Mystery meat on stick that tastes like possum but has the texture of squirrel but you don’t want embarrass yourself by guessing it’s raccoon just in case it’s really skunk.

2. "It’s not a beer belly, it’s a gas tank for a sex machine" t-shirts…in women’s and misses’ sizes.

1. Ear plugs.