IRON MAN
Opening weekend, made 100 million dollars.
BRETT FAVRE
Had he played out his contract, would have also made 100 million dollars.

BRETT FAVRE
Has a cannon for an arm.
IRON MAN
Has a rocket launcher for an arm.

IRON MAN
Uses abilities to defeat the forces of evil in these dark and fearful times.
BRETT FAVRE
For 15 seasons, used abilities to beat the Bears like they were rented mules.

IRON MAN
Despite the ability to do amazing things, in reality is a deeply conflicted millionaire with a drinking problem.
BRETT FAVRE
Yeah, that’s about right.

IRON MAN
Is capable of incapacitating enemies with flames that shoot out of his arms.
BRETT FAVRE
Is capable of incapacitating reporters with tears that pour out of his eyes.

IRON MAN
Has a long time friend named Rhodey who found him in the hot sand when he crashed in the desert.
BRETT FAVRE
Has a long time friend named Chewy who found himself in hot water when he crashed an after prom party.

IRON MAN
Despite injuries that would stop a normal man, used a miniature arc reactor which supplied him with a limitless amounts of energy to keep him going.
BRETT FAVRE
Despite injuries that would stop a normal man, used a doctor who supplied him with a limitless amounts of Vicodin to keep him going.

IRON MAN
At the beginning of the film, he’s injured by the Jericho Missile which is described as a "cluster bomb".
BRETT FAVRE
Last game of his career could also be described by a phrase that begins with the word "cluster".