Axl-phila Rose-alaris: a beetle that works round the clock, year in year out to make something it never finishes.

Scott-tera Weiland-nota: A species of dragonfly that uses it’s own needle-like body to shoot up.

Amy-talis Winehous-pidae: The only known variety of hornet that builds it’s nest on it’s own head.

Bono-phyly U2-perus: An bug-eyed Irish insect with a head that continues to grow with each passing year.

Britney-styla Spear-mantis: Unlike other members of the mantis family, you only wish this one bit it’s mate’s head off during copulation.

Paul-ius McCartney-etis: Obviously a member of the beetle family. It is attracted to parasitic insects with only 5 legs.

Courtney-poda Love-ectus: Unlike it’s it cousin, the black widow, this member of the arachnid family does not kill it’s mate after reproducing. Rather, using it’s frightful looks and unlistenable attempts making music, it drives it to do it himself.

Willie-dracis Nelson-aria: a hairy plant consuming locust that makes a twangy sound and exists exclusively on an all-weed diet.

Elton-chilus John-ipus: a butterfly that tries to attract mates with it’s bright colors and it’s singular brown eye. It’s on the endangered species list due to it’s inability to mate because it attracts only members of it’s own sex.

Keith-ella Richards-netta: The British relative of the American cockroach. The Keith-ella Richards-netta can be differentiated from it’s American cousin in that it’s even harder to kill. No matter what chemicals it ingests, it just keeps going. Unlike some insects that eat their own young, The Keith-ella Richards-netta snorts it’s own father.