10. Because you can’t drive that fast through a school zone without the little brats bouncing off your hood.

9. Trying to get out of range of that annoying, whining sound… and his partner Len.

8. Their bladders are full and they need to get to downtown Fond du Lac as soon as possible.

7. They’re just trying to incite an altercation with police in an effort to find out they, too, make this sound "Arrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! when tasered.

6. Heard how many drunk drivers are on Wisconsin roads and are just desperately trying to get home safe and sound before their own buzz wears off.

5. Hey, you try being caller 30 when you first have to find a frickin’ payphone.

4. After turning on the TV, they’re fleeing the area before the apparent radiation leak makes their heads grow to the size of a planet just like that poor man they saw on FOX 11 News.

3. Their radio is stuck on 101.1 and they’re frantically trying to get to a gun store to pick up something to blow out their own brains rather than listen to another second of the mind numbing dullness and vapid stupidity.

2. They suffer from bulimia and are just trying to get to Kaukauna faster in hope that the smell will make it easier to vomit.

1. Just trying to get from the bank to the gas station before the loan they took out is no longer enough to pay for an entire fill up.