10. Let husband appear in public and speak instead of leaving him back home in Chappaqua with a couple pizzas and a chubby intern with no gag reflex.

9. Failed to realize that Americans are no longer looking for a president they can have a beer with and would rather have one they can mock while he’s bowling.

8. Was under the impression most American’s would respond positively to fake plastic smiles and an icy demeanor.

7. Didn’t understand that Americans won’t tolerate politicians who lie about dodging sniper fire the same way they’ll tolerate politicians who lie about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction.

6. Never quite grasped that having millions of dollars and a degree from Yale law permits you to do many things, however, labeling someone else as an elitist isn’t one of them.

5. By failing to secure the endorsement of Oprah, lost vast percentage of lazy, bon-bon eating housewife vote.

4. Failed to garner the sympathy of the electorate the way her husband did by being married to a wildly unpopular spouse.

3. Didn’t realize how much she would annoy people with campaign ad that started, "It’s me, Hillary, Great candidate! Did okay in High School. I was bursting with potential!"

2. Misjudged Americans’ tolerance and appreciation of beige polyester lady trousers.

1. Went into the campaign woefully uninformed how difficult it is to secure to vote of people who think you’re the devil.